Happy Friday! Here is the joke du jour. Enjoy!
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with
her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely
sexy, middle-aged man, entered. He was so striking that the woman
could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her –as most men would have. And before she could offer
her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
‘I’ll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do, no matter how
kinky, for $20.00………on one condition.”
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied, ‘You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.’
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse. She then pressed the bill into the man’s
hand — along with her address, looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
“Clean my house.”